Funny Parents of Twitter

we woke up to being iced in. Every road is a layer of ice. I'm stuck inside with my kids. So basically nothing has changed. I just want to complain. — Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 14, 2021

Kids: I want to play in the snow

[Spends an hour finding all the snow gear and 30 minutes dressing them]

(After 2 minutes outside)
Kids: it’s too cold I want to go in.

(Repeat a million times until snow is gone)

— wicked bitch of the MWest (@AmandaRNH) February 16, 2021

I’m hosting a birthday party today without letting a single kid into my house, so maybe covid isn’t ALL bad — Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 14, 2021

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month — Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 16, 2021

Me: So that was “Raiders of the Lost Ark” – what did you think?

11yo: Meh

Me: Go to your room — Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 14, 2021

The sound of my children laughing fills my heart with joy. Just not at 6am. On a Sunday. — Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) February 14, 2021

Me: why aren't you helping me with everything around here? I do so much, with the kids and the house and work…

Husband: *tries to help*

Me: Not like that

— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) February 13, 2021

Come on kids, let’s go to Home Depot and give mom a break

~Me every Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day — Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 14, 2021