Funny Parents of Twitter

we woke up to being iced in. Every road is a layer of ice. I'm stuck inside with my kids. So basically nothing has changed. I just want to complain.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 14, 2021

Kids: I want to play in the snow

[Spends an hour finding all the snow gear and 30 minutes dressing them]

(After 2 minutes outside)
Kids: it’s too cold I want to go in.

(Repeat a million times until snow is gone)

— wicked bitch of the MWest (@AmandaRNH) February 16, 2021

I’m hosting a birthday party today without letting a single kid into my house, so maybe covid isn’t ALL bad

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 14, 2021

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 16, 2021

Me: So that was “Raiders of the Lost Ark” – what did you think?

11yo: Meh

Me: Go to your room

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 14, 2021

The sound of my children laughing fills my heart with joy. Just not at 6am. On a Sunday.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) February 14, 2021

Me: why aren't you helping me with everything around here? I do so much, with the kids and the house and work…

Husband: *tries to help*

Me: Not like that

— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) February 13, 2021

The only feud I’m in these days is people trying to tell me an air fryer is better than an instant pot. Take several seats, you are delusional.

— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) February 15, 2021

7: This is the best Valentine’s Day dessert I have ever had.

Me: yeah?? Have you had many Valentines desserts?

7: This is probably the only one.

— Mask Wearing Mom ???? (@winemomjill) February 15, 2021

Come on kids, let’s go to Home Depot and give mom a break

~Me every Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 14, 2021